Mom: You know what? I seem to get along with Pisces. I grew up with Pisces everywhere! You, your dad, anh Toàn (her second husband), my best friend. What a coincidence hah?
Me: That sounds like you live in an aquarium. So are we all alike?
Mom: Yes, every Pisces I have met is multi-talented. Your dad was an engineer and singer. Anh Toàn was a musician and designer. You are multi-talented. My friend is a real estate broker, painter, and programmer! All very creative!
Me: Haha, I wonder if that just means we are all scatterbrains. I have a Pisces friend in Colorado who is like that. Like me: scatterbrains!
Mom: You know what you need? You need a girlfriend like your Mom, a Sagittarius. Someone to ground you.
Me: Thanks Mom. I really don't need that image in my head right now.
Mom: What? You are lucky to have a Mom like me! I am so cool!